First prize for devilish translating goes to "wet T-shirt contest" (certamen inter mammosas tunicis madefactis vestitas), closely followed by "sushi bar" (taberna Iaponica pulpamentorum incoctorum marinorum). The finest-resonance award goes to crapulentus sum ("I'm wasted!"). But since Latin is for lovers, special mention should go to a highly topical chat-up line containing the much-maligned future perfect: Nisi mecum concubueris, phobistae vicerint, "If you won't sleep with me, the terrorists will have won."